Sunday, October 2, 2011

the Three Laws...

1st law of Baby-otics;
an infant shall not enable rest, nor through inaction, allow a parent sleep.

2nd law of Baby-otics;
an infant shall not understand adult commands, excepting where this would conflict with the first law (thus allowing blessed sleep).

3rd law of Baby-otics;
an infant shall not allow its diaper to be changed, excepting times when this will impinge upon parental down-time, thus avoiding conflict with the first and second laws (lest she enable blessed blessed sleep).
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4 comments:

  1. PatOctober 2, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    As a dad with two little guys, i found this book inspirational http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/1617750255/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1317567999&sr=8-1

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  2. PatOctober 2, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    woops forgot this version read my Samuel L. Jackson

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNhnCD0EZtE

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  3. Exitus Acta ProbatOctober 9, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    the book was given as a gift at the 'baby shower'...
    I agree, quite 'inspirational'!
    :-)

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  4. Darla M SandsOctober 27, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    Congratulations!!!

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