Sunday, October 2, 2011

the Three Laws...

1st law of Baby-otics;
an infant shall not enable rest, nor through inaction, allow a parent sleep.

2nd law of Baby-otics;
an infant shall not understand adult commands, excepting where this would conflict with the first law (thus allowing blessed sleep).

3rd law of Baby-otics;
an infant shall not allow its diaper to be changed, excepting times when this will impinge upon parental down-time, thus avoiding conflict with the first and second laws (lest she enable blessed blessed sleep).